Eli Vaughan
200 East Lake Dr.
Medicine Park, Oklahoma 73557

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SUPER ULTRA SHORT LIST OF QUALIFICATIONS

• Ultra super-duper good at everything known to man.
• Ultra super-duper good looking.
• Super-ultra fun and graceful.

CENTURIES OF EMPLOYMENT HISTORY

Master of the Universe

Universal Senate, Earth, MilkyWay
mid-June 2001 to Present

• Performed functions of mastering the universe with all aspects accounted for.
• Took notes on all galaxies and worlds conquered.
• Took part in conquering all of the universe.
• Works well with people.

Master of all Galaxies

Galactic Senate, Earth, MilkyWay
July 1980 to mid-June 2001

• Performed all functions associated with the title Galaxy Masterer.
• Filed all needed paperwork while mastering all Galaxies.
• Has hands on experience with conquering/taking over galaxies.
• Learned to work well with people.

Master of this World

World Senate, Earth, MilkyWay
Jan 1770 to July 1980

• Took part in the alliance to rid this earth of George W. Bush.
• Took part in the conquering of the stupid.
• Decided to work well with people.

EDUCATION

Apprentice to God

School of Godly
"Omnipotence" Certification Achieved

• Explicitly trained to perform all functions in the event God isn't around.
• Trained to a high degree of omnipotence, second only to God Himself.
• Can answer prayers of women.